And then there was Ten.

Week Ten. What can I say about week 10 that can't already be said by simply looking at the Pittsburgh game on Thursday? Not much. But anyhoo...

Here's week 10 in a fancy 3-colored list for your viewing pleasure:
Dave: 36
Thomas: 26
Les: 23
Mike: 21
Louis: 21
Khalid: 19
Francis: 15

Yep. It's nice to be back on top. What a great week. Not only did I finish finals today, I also whupped all your arses. Yep. Thank the 11 point performance from Crosby and Gonchar. Or maybe the brilliant move in sticking Patrick Elias in. Or maybe my faith in Dwayne Roloson. I dunno, there's so many ways that I'm just unbelievably brilliant this week, why don't we just say that if God does indeed exist, he's very impressed by my Fantasy Hockey acumen. Moving on, the second biggest news of the week is the monster comeback Thomas is slowly making after weeks of mediocrity. With Joe Thornton slowly beginning to look like Joe Thornton again, "poop" is beginning to pick up steam. Les had an excellent week on the back of Jerome Iginla, who was a Godsend to a team infested by swedish twins. Mike and Louis tied for fourth, with both showing decent performances. Any other week they could have been second or third. Khalid continues to suffer at the bottom of the league, but I'm sure as soon as he updates his lineups, he'll dominate once again. Francis was essentially the same story as last week, so I'll just cut and paste what I said last week: "Francis saw a little bit of a dropoff... Francis strangely thought that Kozlov should sit out for a week."

And here's the updated stats overall in the league:
1. Edmonton Eagles (Dave): 217
2. 2pac (Louis): 210
3. The Fobs (Mike): 198
4. FOS (Francis): 196
5. poop (Thomas): 182
6. The Terrorists (Khalid): 180
7. Chronic (Les): 169

Gettin' intense, boys. Gettin' intense.

Transactions:
Francis traded Evgeni Malkin to Les for 1 transaction, which he promptly unloaded for Martin Straka.

Louis dropped Joffrey Lupul and added Saku Koivu.

Waivers for week 11:
Mike
Les
Khalid
Thomas
Francis
Louis
Dave

Week 9, and I'm feelin' fine...

In case you ever doubted the fact that Fantasy Sports in general are a complete crapshoot...

Here's week 9 in a fancy 3-colored list for your viewing pleasure:
Louis: 30
Khalid: 27
Dave: 21
Mike: 20
Francis: 19
Leslie: 17
Thomas: 14

After a week in which we all thought it'd be a relatively low scoring week, Louis (and St. Louis) decide to be asshats and get a retarded number of points on thursday night. Khalid enjoyed a similar last minute rush from Lecavalier, while continuing to cash in on Jagr and Shanahan's geriatric magic. Dave has been the epic model of consistency in this dumb league, turning in a solid 21 (not to mention the first appearance of Rick DiPietro in this league). Mike and Francis saw a little bit of a dropoff, mainly because Mike didn't have Ovechkin in, while Francis strangely thought that Kozlov should sit out for a week. Leslie is slowly starting to climb back to respectable numbers, learning the dangers of putting all your eggs in one basket. Especially when that basket is the Sedins. Thomas has definitely hit a slump. If we were playing a league with more scoring statistics, He would probably be doing much better. Fact of the matter is, Zdeno Chara's 1230823 penalty minutes don't mean shit in the big leagues, son.

And here's the updated stats overall in the league:
1. 2pac (Louis): 189
2. (TIE) Edmonton Eagles (Dave): 181
2. (TIE) FOS (Francis): 181
4. The Fobs (Mike): 177
5. The Terrorists (Khalid): 161
6. poop (Thomas): 156
7. Chronic (Les): 146

Louis jumps out to an 8 point lead! Who'da thunk it? Dave and Francis are tied for second with a palindromic score of 181, while Mike hangs on to a close fourth place. Khalid is 15 points behind him, beginning to suffer the harsh effects of not emailing a new roster to Louis. Thomas lies 6 points behind, with the best team in any other league, and Les is an enormous 43 points behind our first place GM, and has a long way to go.

Like I said: crapshoot.

Transactions:
Nothing of consequence.

Waivers for week 10:
Dave
Mike
Les
Khalid
Thomas
Francis
Louis

Week 8.

Now I know what you're thinking. You're thinking, hey "The Dave", your team didn't do all that hot this week. No, it did not. In fact, I tied for second last. That's right. So, because of that, I'm not going to update this week. Simple as that. I'm not kidding.











NO. REALLY. YOU FUCKERS HAVE HEARD THE LAST FROM ME! I QUIT! THIS STUPID LEAGUE SUCKS! I HATE HEATLEY AND HOSSA! @(&#^@(&^#@(#









... poo.

Week 8.

Thought I was serious, did you? Well obviously you don't know me too well.

Here's week 8 in a fancy 3-colored list for your viewing pleasure:

Francis: 34
Louis: 24
Mike: 18
Les: 15
Thomas: 13
Dave: 13
Khalid: 12

And here's the updated stats overall in the league:
1. FOS (Francis): 162
2. Edmonton Eagles (Dave): 160
3. 2pac (Louis): 159
4. The Fobs (Mike): 157
5. poop (Thomas): 142
6. The Terrorists (Khalid): 134
7. Chronic (Les): 129

It's a REALLY tight race, with only 5 points separating first place and fourth place. But the gap between first and last is slowly beginning to widen. And by "slowly" I mean "quickly".

And by "widen" I mean "stay the same".

Waivers for week 9:
Louis
Dave
Mike
Les
Khalid
Thomas
Francis