Week 9, and I'm feelin' fine...

In case you ever doubted the fact that Fantasy Sports in general are a complete crapshoot...

Here's week 9 in a fancy 3-colored list for your viewing pleasure:
Louis: 30
Khalid: 27
Dave: 21
Mike: 20
Francis: 19
Leslie: 17
Thomas: 14

After a week in which we all thought it'd be a relatively low scoring week, Louis (and St. Louis) decide to be asshats and get a retarded number of points on thursday night. Khalid enjoyed a similar last minute rush from Lecavalier, while continuing to cash in on Jagr and Shanahan's geriatric magic. Dave has been the epic model of consistency in this dumb league, turning in a solid 21 (not to mention the first appearance of Rick DiPietro in this league). Mike and Francis saw a little bit of a dropoff, mainly because Mike didn't have Ovechkin in, while Francis strangely thought that Kozlov should sit out for a week. Leslie is slowly starting to climb back to respectable numbers, learning the dangers of putting all your eggs in one basket. Especially when that basket is the Sedins. Thomas has definitely hit a slump. If we were playing a league with more scoring statistics, He would probably be doing much better. Fact of the matter is, Zdeno Chara's 1230823 penalty minutes don't mean shit in the big leagues, son.

And here's the updated stats overall in the league:
1. 2pac (Louis): 189
2. (TIE) Edmonton Eagles (Dave): 181
2. (TIE) FOS (Francis): 181
4. The Fobs (Mike): 177
5. The Terrorists (Khalid): 161
6. poop (Thomas): 156
7. Chronic (Les): 146

Louis jumps out to an 8 point lead! Who'da thunk it? Dave and Francis are tied for second with a palindromic score of 181, while Mike hangs on to a close fourth place. Khalid is 15 points behind him, beginning to suffer the harsh effects of not emailing a new roster to Louis. Thomas lies 6 points behind, with the best team in any other league, and Les is an enormous 43 points behind our first place GM, and has a long way to go.

Like I said: crapshoot.

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